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Eggs Demotivational Poster

F.R.I.E.N.D.S - Always around to care for you after you get burnt....


TAGS: bacon eggs morning classic breakfast
Rating: 4.52/5

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ladystarscream - August 31, 2011, 4:10 pm
Excellent 5 Lions!!!

SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.

THEY KEPT EGGING HIM ON - Until one day Fred cracked

TAGS: eggs crack stupid joke
Rating: 4.41/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2012, 8:04 pm
*Dont say"the yokes on him" dont say it dont dont

NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here


NOW THAT... - is more like it.

TAGS: easter egg eggs dinosaur dinosaurs godzilla dino
Rating: 2.57/5

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If he's in it.... - October 31, 2008, 10:35 am
Cloverfield 2 will be awesome.
Charles - September 16, 2008, 7:11 pm
Awesome pic and nice caption. Easter Godzilla rocks! Melvin, Carl and all the rest!
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
And what made you think that, anyway?
Akyoyo - September 9, 2008, 4:24 pm
I'm not an Atheist, I'm agnostic!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 3, 2008, 12:44 pm
Are you kidding me? I'd LOVE an Easter Godzilla!!
Sean - September 3, 2008, 3:01 am
Wow, Akyoyo, even for a fello atheist, you're f***in' annoying. screw off, dude.

BACON & EGGS - A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

TAGS: bacon eggs
Rating: 4.57/5

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Faceplant31 - August 17, 2010, 10:28 am
Nice, 5L

TIME - well spent


I KNEW IT - Bulls don't lay eggs


TAGS: eggs ketchup
Rating: 4.81/5

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Ding - January 26, 2011, 12:54 pm
Mmmm... tab*sco... Are you tempting me with the Dark Side?
rerun - January 23, 2011, 10:56 am

black pepper & sea salt....maybe some tabassco
Ding - January 23, 2011, 8:58 am
Ketchup AND eggs?? Christ alive will these deviants stop at nothing? Black pepper. Stop.
rerun - January 11, 2011, 9:26 pm

I like my eggs unfertalized.
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 11:36 am
I was just eating a fried egg sandwich w/ ketchup when I read this poster.
GreyScorpion - January 11, 2011, 9:20 am
so that's how you like your eggs?
tellitlikeitis - January 11, 2011, 9:18 am
That's the only way to eat eggs!
Cloudchaser - January 10, 2011, 12:54 pm
Guilty! I've done that since I was 5 years old in '77

HARD BOILED EGGS - your doing it right

TAGS: eggs
Rating: 3.33/5

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1936 - EASTER IN MELBOURNE - The egg hunt would have less cumbersome with pneumatic tires.



TAGS: midget elf eggs and beer acting career dead end
Rating: 3.79/5

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Bartimaeus - December 18, 2009, 6:56 pm
Thank you, thank you. I can't take all the credit, though. The guy in the elf suit brought it all together.
Faceplant31 - December 18, 2009, 6:41 pm
Perfect! 5 lil lions for you sir
spacedog - December 18, 2009, 6:19 pm
Nice one Bart. 5 pun loving lions.
MrRandom - December 18, 2009, 4:01 pm
The puns, they BURN


TAGS: cracked eggs revenge
Rating: 3.13/5

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Anonymous2 - April 5, 2010, 11:39 am
They're going to find you, then they're going to exeggcute you.


TAGS: breakfast important bucket o eggs
Rating: 2.89/5

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Anonymous2 - December 12, 2009, 9:30 pm
Where's the pancakes and syrup? A breakfast bucket's not complete if they're not there. Besides, if this doesn't kill you, you've set the bar pretty high for everything else.
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:07 pm
Could be the last meal of your life

ENDANGERED SPECIES - 99.9999% of the earths animals are extinct Lost forever and we will never ever know What they tasted like!


ONE MORNING - I woke up and went downstairs to find that my girlfriend had made eggs. So we cooked them.

TAGS: eggs think about it
Rating: 3.85/5

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NumberXIII - January 26, 2012, 10:52 am
Ha! Yeah, that would've been better... Maybe I'll do another with that one in the far future. You think Rerun would catch it?
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:05 am
with 'woman lay eggs, I got this one : http://www.danacentre.org.uk/events/2005/09/29/3. a pregnant woman does it too. a funny pic with and egg, not jut an egg ! good poster anyway
NumberXIII - January 25, 2012, 10:55 pm
All I could think to search for was eggs. What would you have put on there? No hostility, just curious
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:32 pm
I like this one, the quote is funny, but you could have searched a better picture


TAGS: bacon and eggs
Rating: 3.21/5

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MMMMM...... - some eggs NEED to be put in the pan

TIME - some people use it better than others

TAGS: eggs
Rating: 2.18/5

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YOUR ARGUMENT - is invalid to Egg-Hat.

TAGS: egg eggs hat invalid wrong argument cool awesome
Rating: 1.45/5

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barockeva - January 27, 2009, 6:24 pm
Redundant caption is redundant.
aPauling - September 3, 2008, 12:53 pm
YOUR POST is repetitious.

non-stick cookware -

TAGS: non stick cookware cooking frying eggs
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 19, 2013, 10:41 pm
This is true. I tried ever so much to educate people about this when I worked at a Farberware store. It was mostly women who genuinely believed it, the men were the ones who didn't believe it one bit. I prefer cast iron.
Cannabal - October 19, 2013, 8:56 pm
Bull5hit, there is no such thing as "non-stick cookware." You still have to put a cup of oil in in 'em.

Boneless Chicken -

TAGS: boneless chicken fresh eggs
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - April 15, 2014, 5:28 pm
Worked at a fast food place once. You don't know how true that is...Mc(cough)muffin...would you like that mcfetusized?
spacedog - April 14, 2014, 11:13 pm

Indisputable -

TAGS: same words different meaning hard boiled eggs beat sentences
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - January 30, 2014, 8:55 am
But rather easy to fertilize....unfortunately.
Cannabal - January 30, 2014, 5:39 am
But an egg over-easy is hard to make....
EmilioDumphque - January 30, 2014, 12:07 am
But a broken drum...

Eggs Like to Yoke Around -

TAGS: eggs yoke pun death cracked
Rating: 5/5

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Oldsod - November 29, 2013, 8:48 pm

Noise -

TAGS: noise chickens eggs asteroids twain
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - August 15, 2013, 11:14 am
Hey Bobb ~ this sort-of reminds me of Glen Campbell's hit tune - I AM AN OMELETTE FOR THE COUNTY!
GaryO - August 14, 2013, 8:39 pm
This is s-o-o-o-o true. Lotsa social pressure amongst the biddies. Had one lay an egg fulla shyt just cause she was the last to produce. She was so proud of that shyt egg, struttin’ around an all.

Coming out of your shell -

TAGS: hollow eggs footprints no hiding
Rating: 4.83/5

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chickenlittle - July 13, 2014, 3:15 pm
I can totally relate! 5L :)

Scrambled -

Eggs? -

Awards -


TAGS: frog eggs 50
Rating: 4.42/5

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Airman - February 13, 2012, 11:38 am
Why'd you have to say 50? Why not 35 or 39?... Fifty is a nice round number
GaryO - February 13, 2012, 8:33 am
Kennedy sure nailed that ‘Dragline’, gullible but savvy, workin’ with what I got, role. Miss that kinda stuff….
animaxrock - February 13, 2012, 7:19 am
i think it can eat its own eggs!
RonE - February 13, 2012, 3:02 am
my boy say he can eat 50 eggs, he can eat 50 eggs.
crankyhead - February 13, 2012, 12:37 am
Hey, Babalugat5. We got a bet here.



EASTER BUNNY DEAD - Overdosed on broken eggs. Chicken held for questioning.

AS YOU CAN SEE, MISTER POWERS... - I now control the world's supply of...eggs!


Eggs -

Bad Eggs -

Which came first -

Breakfast -

TAGS: breakfast menu snake cobra bacon eggs
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - February 3, 2018, 6:00 pm
King Cobra, longest of all cobras. You wouldn't want to try stealing her eggs.

Rushed -

TAGS: eggs broken rush chicken
Rating: 4.67/5

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mizzdizz - March 16, 2015, 9:59 pm
... but you can make one heck of a good omlet!!! 5 hungry lions!
Silverheart - March 11, 2015, 7:28 am

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few egg5. Make mine with bacon, onions and pepper jack!